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> On July 29, 1996, demon@hell.com (Darwin Boy) wrote: > > Scrapings from Ed Conrad’s frontal lobes reveal clear > evidence of Carboniferous Haversian canals when viewed > under my Woolworth’s Junior Scientist Kit microscope. > Congratulations! You’ve…

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STOCKHOLM (Rueters) — The Nobel Foundation announced today that the 2007 Nobel Prize for Science as been awarded to Ed Conrad. Contacted at his cubicle in the Home for the Criminally Insane in Shenandoah, Pa., Conrad had this brief comment when he…

BLOGS

ANOTHER PIRANHA ATTACK AT SMITHSONIAN..
The man arrested for placing piranha in the Smithsonian Institution’s indoor pool, causing a former Secretary to lose part of his weener, told Larry King last night that it was an innocent mistake. Ed Conrad, speaking by phone from his …

Zonbu re-invents the network computer again
The ?computing as a utility? idea has been going around for several decades, with the result that a bunch of companies have lost their shirts, while the network computer’s promoters ? such as Oracle boss, Larry Ellison ? have ended up …

Go Team New Zealand!
Of course, normally, I’d be cheering on the US team, but my feelings toward Larry Ellison, the owner of the BMW Oracle syndicate, transcend even my strong patriotism. That BMW Oracle was the Challenger of Record (the runner up from last …

Insultante
No me sorprende ver el yate de Larry Ellison entre ellos o el de Paul Allen. Sin embargo, sí me ha sorprendido la nota al final en la que se indica que Angelina Jolie y Brad Pitt han encargado uno que bien podría encontrarse en esa …

What’s in name?
The prophets of RDBMS, Larry Ellison and Bob Miner worked on a consulting project for CIA, USA, where they were asked to use a new SQL language white papered by IBM. The code name of this project was ?Oracle?. …

25.05.2007-care, names scare?-187
Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). The code name for the project was called Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something …

Next day in Oracle
The resignation is effective immediately. Team owner Larry Ellison has announced his intention to participate in the 33rd America?s Cup. The question is now who is going to lead Oracle’s next campaign: Gavin Brady or Russell.

GOOGLE NEWS

Dickson: Team NZ to win - New Zealand Herald

Turkish Press

Dickson: Team NZ to win New Zealand Herald, New Zealand - 1 hour ago Billionaire owner Larry Ellison kept Dickson onshore for Oracle’s do-or-die sixth race against Luna Rossa on May 20. The team lost. … Americas Cup. Chris Dickson resigns, Larry Ellison announces … BYM News (press release) Oracle skipper resigns iAfrica.com Yachting: Dickson resigns after Oracle exits Cup TV3 News NZ Cityall 54 news articles

YAHOO NEWS

Shake-up fails to keep BMW Oracle from loss (USA Today)
Five years ago, Larry Ellison called Chris Dickson off the bench to rescue his BMW Oracle Racing syndicate from an early exit in the race for the 31st America’s Cup. Dickson, a New Zealand native, succeeded in his homeland. He guided the team to the finals of the Louis Vuitton Cup, which decides the challenger to race the defender for the America’s Cup beginning next month.

Larry Ellison’s BMW-Oracle Eliminated in America’s Cup Bid (Bloomberg.com)
May 20 (Bloomberg) ” Larry Ellison’s BMW-Oracle was eliminated by Italy’s Luna Rossa, ending the U.S. software billionaire’s second attempt at winning sailing’s America’s Cup.

Hurts big time: Ellison’s team loses America’s Cup bid (Computerworld Singapore)
Updated: 22 May 2007 Larry Ellison’s costly bid for the America’s Cup is over, ending before the storied sailboat race even started.

AN EVEN LATER BULLETIN ========================= By Oliver Shagnasty The Washington Pist WASHINGTON, DC — The man accused of placing piranha in the Smithsonian Institution’s indoor swimming pool told a district judge today that he has Alzheimer’s and…